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  • English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
  • Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
  • English Teacher: That's quite sad.
  • Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
  • English Teacher: What
  • Me: What

Whyyyytyy

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save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

the-frozen-everdeen:

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

Actually an excuse I used today…….. There are a lot of strays here who need love

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

shakespeareintellectualbadass:

DEANS FACE AT THE END OF THE GIF OMG

he wanted to LARP so bad I can’t even

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and to you, if you have stuck with harry until the very end. xxx

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tsuki-nekota:

Just a thing based in this little poem by supernaturallyartistic

I thought Sam saying this would be funny 

ladyinabowtie:

summershadowtwin:

halfbloodprincessxx:

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Absoutely nothing

He is amazing

flyfella:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

flyfella:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

frigerator:

ambition is soooo hot like yeah tell me all about that doctorate you want

Actually yes^ so yes

Like I can’t even joke about how attractive this can be